{"id":502,"date":"2012-05-14T21:50:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T21:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/?p=502"},"modified":"2012-05-14T21:50:32","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T21:50:32","slug":"thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Thought!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"id_4fb17da60ca485c12489798\">Shampoo Warning !!!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know WHY I didn&#8217;t figure this out sooner!<\/p>\n<p>I use shampoo in the shower!<br \/>\n&#8230; When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.<br \/>\nPrinted very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No wonder I have been gaining weight!<\/p>\n<p>Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering<br \/>\nwith Fairy Liquid instead.<\/p>\n<p>Its label reads,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Problem solved!<\/p>\n<p>If I don&#8217;t answer the phone, I&#8217;ll be in the shower!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shampoo Warning !!! I don&#8217;t know WHY I didn&#8217;t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! &#8230; When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/?p=502\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":503,"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions\/503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/abbieanne.com\/abblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}